Blowout at Home Greetings, earthlings! blowout at home Summer is upon us and that can only mean one thing (okay, maybe more than one thing): stunning events where you MUST flaunt that gorgeous mane of yours. But how do you achieve that salon-quality blowout at home? Fear not, dear reader, for we are here to arm you with the knowledge to become your fabulous hairstylist! Let’s face it: your bank account probably weeps every time you splurge on a salon blowout, right? (Don’t deny it!) And the thought of wielding that heavy blow dryer like the salon pros can make you quiver in your bathrobe. But worry no more, dear friend, for we are here to demystify the art of acing that salon-quality blowout at home. In the epic journey you are about to embark upon, we will hold your hand (not literally, unfortunately) and guide you through every twist and turn of hair prepping, the tools of the trade, sectioning, drying, and those top-secret final touches. Together, we shall leave no strand unturned, no suspicion unaddressed, and dare I say? Absolutely no hair out of place! So, hop on this crazy rollercoaster (the good kind) and buckle up because, with our ultimate guide, you’re in for a whirlwind of hair transformation that will leave you rockin’ those summer events like the superstar you are! Brace yourself, excellent hair seeker, because it’s time to dive headfirst (pun intended) into the world of salon blowouts and never look back! Equip Yourself: The Real Transformers So, you’ve decided to put on your adventure hat and transition from a humble haircut indulger to a thriving home-cooked salon boss, huh? Welcome aboard! And don’t worry, we’ll start you off with the most accessible part – equipment. Selecting the perfect blow dryer can seem like searching for the Holy Grail, especially when you have more options than a Netflix ‘recommended for you’ list. But remember, we’re less concerned about the glitz here and more about efficiency and hair type. Rule number one- the higher the wattage, the quicker the fry…oops, the quicker the dry! (In our defense, ‘fry’ just rhymed better here.) If you share a love affair with long, thick hair, a high-wattage hairdryer, say around 1800 to 2000 watts, is your knight in shining armor. But if your hair is begging for mercy from dryness or damage, go easy peasy with 1400 watts. The golden rule here is – don’t let your hair fall ‘victim’ to your watt measures! Now, let’s grab that hairy problem by the brush. Round or paddle, paddle or round, it’s like trying to decide between pizza and burgers, right? But guess what? Your hair type gets to play referee here. If you fancy voluminous locks with a bit of curly charm at the end, play ring-a-ring-a-roses with a round brush. However, if it’s a smooth, flat lay you seek, swing by the paddle side of life. So, there we have it, folks! Remember, the only ‘heat’ we’re seeking here is with our styling tools, not from a hair-related meltdown. Prepping Your Hair: You Are What You Eat You never thought your head could hold something more than your brain, right? Oh, what joy it is to tell you you can cook up a severe storm with that head of yours. Let’s dive into the utensils you’ll need. First, the superstar of the kitchen: a towel. What? You thought we were making a soufflé here? This towel embarks on a daunting journey from your scalp to the tip of your hair, courageously wicking off water molecules. Drenched hair is as malleable as a sumo wrestler trying to perform gymnastics. Make sure to give your hair a good towel dry hustle. But remember, it’s not wring-the-life-out-of-your-towels kind of hustle. Be gentle, your hair has feelings too! Next, it’s the conditioner’s cue to make an entrance. It’s like the unsung background vocalist that truly brings out the melody. Slather it on your damp hair and let it sit. You’ll have enough time to flatter yourself in the mirror. When your hair basks in the conditioner’s nourishment, it becomes lusciously cooperative. It’s like life without taxes; everything gets easier. But wait! Before you jump with your blow-dryer, there is one last prep step. The heat protectant. Yes, it sounds like some spy tool. But alas, we’re not doing espionage here. It’s more like the sunscreen for your hair. Like you wouldn’t bask in the sun without lathering on SPF, you shouldn’t blow dry without a heat protectant. It’s literally like throwing a liquid shield around each strand. Now, who doesn’t like to be a superhero? Ah, we’re done with prepping. It feels like the first half of a cooking show where the host keeps chopping veggies. You can’t enjoy the feast without cleaning and peeling your veggies. So, let’s continue to the next segment, where we will unleash the power of that blow dryer. Stay tuned, beautiful! Sectioning and Drying: Not a WWII Operation Moving on from our earlier discussion about prepping, let’s dive straight into warfare! Err, I meant hair warfare. Please unclench your fists; we’re not going to war. “Divide and Conquer” – a term pretty famous in the conquering world, and now will be your go-to mantra while grappling with your seemingly uncontrollable hair. Yes, we’re talking about the all-important step of sectioning. The neatness of your blowout is directly proportional to how well you’ve sectioned your hair. Picture this: A Da Vinci masterpiece vs. a toddler’s scribble – that’s how much difference sectioning makes! Soon after, we wield the ‘sword,’ the blow dryer. If a leaf blower has ever attacked you, you know what wielding your blow dryer wrong feels like. The trick is to aim the nozzle downwards along the hair shaft. It’s no rocket science, just pure physics (as if that’s any more comforting). Now, curling with a round brush… Yes, it sounds like wrestling with an octopus, but with a pinch of patience, a...